everything that keeps me together is falling apart
I got this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
i’m kind of a windbag in my academic writing i realized
children of tumblr when you have to read my articles in your college history classes
let this most heartfelt apology be on the record
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
This is actually brilliant.
head on over to http://awkwardzombie.com/ to find the website of your DREAMS
It’s been so long since Awkward Zombie’s done an Ace Attorney comic I figured they were done with it, and then someone sent me this and and I lolled forever. Yaay Japanifornia. I need to catch up on that comic.
any grape juice with that phoenix